Tuesday 9 September, London: Shamed BB9 housemate Dennis McHugh makes his triumphant comeback by snogging Britain’s next big celebrity chef (or so he thinks) Rex Newmark outside the show’s wrap party.

Dennis was sent packing from the BB house back in June after spitting in Mohamed’s face during an argument over something so tedious and trivial we can’t even be bothered to go into it here. But, hey, why miss out on a paparazzi-pleasing knees-up just because you’ve gobbed at someone on live TV, eh Den?